Intergalactic space mutants GWAR will kick off their North American tour dubbed the "Fate or Chaos" tour this Friday October 12th in Philadelphia, PA. The tour will run through November 26th wrapping up in Pittsburgh, PA. Direct support on the tour will be provided by DevilDriver, with Cancer Bats and Legacy of Disorder rounding out the bill.
GWAR lead throat thing Oderus Urungus spoke about the upcoming tour:
Quoth Oderus, "We are pleased as piss-punch to be back on the road with old buddies DevilDriver and Legacy of Disorder, and very stoked to also have Cancer Bats with us. They are from Canada right? Why do so many cool things come from a place they call America's Hat? Who is to say that America isn't Canada's sweater? No matter! With a nod to departed Scumdog Flattus Maximus, let the games begin with a BRAND NEW SHOW. Let the era of Pustulus Maximus begin!"
It was announced last week that Pustulus Maximus has new joined GWAR as an official Scumdog brother. Little is known about this being, other than that he has a skin condition where his face and feet are covered in painful pustules that can only be soothed by the application of savage metal, spoiled elephant semen or oral sex. Pustulus is also rumored to be half-deaf, which leads him to yell at everyone, which he does often, because he is convinced everyone in the band is ignoring him when actually he just can't hear what they are saying. It is not known whether he crashed his Scumship into Antarctica or wandered up from the depths of GWAR's Antarctic fortress - all that is known is that he is here, now, and is ready to ROCK.
Pustulus made his live debut with GWAR performing a rendition of the Kansas classic "Carry on Wayward Son" as part of the AV Club Undercover Series. The video can be viewed HERE.
GWAR lead throat thing Oderus Urungus spoke about the upcoming tour:
Quoth Oderus, "We are pleased as piss-punch to be back on the road with old buddies DevilDriver and Legacy of Disorder, and very stoked to also have Cancer Bats with us. They are from Canada right? Why do so many cool things come from a place they call America's Hat? Who is to say that America isn't Canada's sweater? No matter! With a nod to departed Scumdog Flattus Maximus, let the games begin with a BRAND NEW SHOW. Let the era of Pustulus Maximus begin!"
It was announced last week that Pustulus Maximus has new joined GWAR as an official Scumdog brother. Little is known about this being, other than that he has a skin condition where his face and feet are covered in painful pustules that can only be soothed by the application of savage metal, spoiled elephant semen or oral sex. Pustulus is also rumored to be half-deaf, which leads him to yell at everyone, which he does often, because he is convinced everyone in the band is ignoring him when actually he just can't hear what they are saying. It is not known whether he crashed his Scumship into Antarctica or wandered up from the depths of GWAR's Antarctic fortress - all that is known is that he is here, now, and is ready to ROCK.
Pustulus made his live debut with GWAR performing a rendition of the Kansas classic "Carry on Wayward Son" as part of the AV Club Undercover Series. The video can be viewed HERE.
GWAR "Fate Or Chaos Tour" With DevilDriver, Cancer Bats and Legacy of Disorder
10/12: Philadelphia, PA @ Electric Factory - Tickets
10/13: Worcester, MA @ The Palladium ("Rock and Shock") - Tickets
10/14: Clifton Park, NY @ Upstate Concert Hall - Tickets
10/15: New Haven, CT @ Toad's Place - Tickets
10/16: Brooklyn, NY @ Music Hall of Williamsburg - Tickets
10/18: Atlanta, GA @ The Masquerade - Tickets
10/19: Ybor City, FL @ The Ritz Ybor - Tickets
10/20: Ft. Lauderdale, FL @ Revolution - Tickets
10/22: Charlotte, NC @ Amos' Southend - Tickets
10/24: New Orleans, LA @ House of Blues - Tickets
10/25: Austin, TX @ Emo's - Tickets
10/26: Dallas, TX @ House of Blues - Tickets
10/27: Houston, TX @ House of Blues - Tickets
10/28: Oklahoma City, OK @ The Chameleon Room - Tickets
10/29: Little Rock, AR @ The Rev Room - Tickets (NO DD or Cancer Bats)
10/30: Kansas City, MO @ Beaumont Music Hall - Tickets (No DD or Cancer Bats)
10/31: Denver, CO @ Summit Music Hall - Tickets
11/1: Albuquerque, NM @ Sunshine Theater - Tickets
11/2: Tempe, AZ @ The Marquee - Tickets
11/3: Santa Ana, CA @ The Observatory - Tickets
11/4: West Hollywood, CA @ House of Blues - Tickets
11/5: Santa Cruz, CA @ The Catalyst - Tickets
11/6: Sacramento, CA @ Ace of Spades - Tickets
11/8: Boise, ID @ Knitting Factory - Tickets
11/9: Portland, OR @ Roseland Theater - Tickets
11/10: Seattle, WA @ Showbox SODO - Tickets
11/11: Spokane, WA @ Knitting Factory - Tickets
11/12: Vancouver, BC @ Vogue Theater - Tickets
11/14: Edmonton, AB @ Edmonton Events Centre - Tickets
11/15: Calgary, AB @ MacEwan Hall Ballroom - Tickets
11/16: Saskatoon, SK @ Odeon Events Centre - Tickets
11/17: Winnipeg, MB @ The Garrick Center - Tickets
11/18: Minneapolis, MN @ First Avenue - Tickets
11/19: Joliet, IL @ Mojoes - Tickets
11/20: Grand Rapids, MI @ The Intersection - Tickets
11/21: Milwaukee, WI @ The Rave - Tickets
11/23: Detroit, MI @ Harpo's - Tickets
11/24: Toronto, ON @ Sound Academy - Tickets
11/26: Millvale, PA @ Mr. Smalls Theater - Tickets
With Kepone and Iron Reagan
12/20: Washington, DC @ 9:30 Club - Tickets
12/21: Norfolk, VA @ The Norva - On Sale 9/15 - Tickets
Make sure to keep up with Oderus' latest incoherent rants and raves on "The Mad Minute" with Full Metal Jackie. Listen to the latest installment and check out recent "Mad Minutes" athttp://www.fullmetaljackieradio.com
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CHECK OUT GWAR ON THE WEB
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http://www.gwarbq.com
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http://www.metalblade.tv/tv
http://www.facebook.com/gwar
http://www.myspace.com/gwarofficial
http://www.gwarjapan.net
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